I am a nerdlord.

I have a better beard than you.

I have more failed blogs than you.

If we got into a life-or-death situation that depended on answering questions on obscure pop culture I would live and you would most likely die, or at least be maimed.

I spend too much of my time having geekgasms over new technology, reading about 19th century British adventurers, watching movies and writing new media drivel. Thank god I am unemployed and have infinite time to do so.

Bruce Campbell is my God. I have met Bruce Campbell. Have you met your God?

I enjoy the kitschy, the idiotic, the nonsensical. Basically, I love Point Break.

Addendum: Drunk one night with my roommate, I actually wrote a comparative paper for him analyzing Point Break and Macbeth. I hope to one day come across this paper once more. It was probably the greatest comparative literary paper ever written.